Campaign Creators Gifts

Optometrists Convention. All those in favor of moving ahead with the" can you see me now" campaign, say "eye"!

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'If only every year was an election year.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Political convention

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

An informed voter is a good voter

Save the unicorn.

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

Elections

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

The following is a paid political announcement.

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

America's funniest election gaffes

Election 2020

2020 Republican Party National Convention

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."