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"You have Obama mania."

'I'd love to give them my two cents' worth, but they won't listen for less than $10,000.'

"Eenie meenie miney mo..."

"We used to feel your pain, but that's no longer our policy."

'You can try but it's pretty small in here...the water's going cold and the good soap is gone.'

'...and on that you have my word.'

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

Santa running for office: 'At last, a politician we can trust!'

Elections Are The Best Opinion Survey.

Wilson: The Appearance of Integrity

Election over.

'...and I think the public is ready for a candidate with the courage to admit he doesn't understand the issues!'

"I may be awhile. I'm soliciting funds for my reëlection campaign."

"Attack of the political signs!"

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'There wasn't anything you could do -- somebody had to win the election.'

Second thoughts on Obama.

Pollsters.

'Did she do anything about the falling sky after she was elected?'

'Something tell me they're expecting a low voter turnout.' (Polling station is a phone box.)

'My greatest asset is I'm so rich, I can't be bought by any interest group.'

Super PACs.

'I agree with your position completely; you can count on my support.'

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"The President is closing in the polls, but he still needs hurricanes in several key states."

"But, seriously..."

Big Sky Country

'If elected, I promise to do nothing!'

"What a wonderful concession speech - we should have voted for him after all."

'Goodness Frank, where did all the mud come from?' - 'Election campaigns.'

'When I took the special-interest money, it didn't seem all that special.'

"The voters sent me a message I didn't approve of."

Sally, Jim - you'll handle daily speech writing. Vince, as usual, will be in charge of attack ads.'

"Give me moderation or give me death!"

"Do you take dark money?"