'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'
Political Campaign Staff Gifts
Searching for a unique gift for the hardworking political campaign staff in your life? Our collection offers funny and inspiring items that acknowledge their relentless effort and passion. Perfect for appreciating their dedication to making a difference, these products are a blend of humor and heartfelt sentiment, ideal for campaign team members who navigate the chaos with a smile.
"Simply put, Marcia, I want to be your President."
Bloomberg's Campaign War Room Response to Its First Crisis
'We've gotta have faith. No one has posted a picture of Miliband on Twitter yet.'
"Good boy."
'If only every year was an election year.'
Political convention
Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World
An informed voter is a good voter
Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines
Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.
'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'
A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.
Elections
'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'
'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'
'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).
'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'
I want to be a politician when I grow up...
The following is a paid political announcement.
"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."
2020 Republican Party National Convention
'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'
'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'
LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP
Election 2020
'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'
America's funniest election gaffes
'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'
"Do you take dark money?"
"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."
Think tanks.
'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'
Political Campaign Staff Gifts Collection
Political Campaign Staff Mugs
Explore our collection of campaign-themed mugs—perfect for your hardworking staff and team members who need a caffeine boost with a side of humor.
Political Campaign Staff Pillows
Comfort your campaign team with pillows that show appreciation. A cozy reminder of their vital role in every campaign effort.
Political Campaign Staff Prints
Brighten up campaign offices with motivational prints that honor the dedication of your staff. Perfect for inspiring and decorating your workspace.
Political Campaign Staff T-Shirts
Find clever and comfortable t-shirts celebrating political campaign staff. Ideal for team events or casual days at the office—let them wear their dedication with pride.