Canvassing Enthusiast Gifts

'Well, and this is Hackstrom. He is the head of the canvassing department.'

(Camel paintings)

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"He's an abstract artist."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Vincent Van Goat.

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"She's a natural!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

Art Plagiarism

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"It's called 'Sold'."

"It was a botched surgery."

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"I love it!"

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'