Canning Enthusiast Gifts

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

Kid says 'My mom and I are into canning.'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Moulin Rouge Security

Music Hall Dancers

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"She's a natural!"

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

'You just continue to grow.'

"We may be up a creek but at least we've got a paddle!"

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

Squirrel Tinned Foods.

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"You must be the cannon cleaner."

"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one."

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

TACO

You're bored. Not true. It's understandable, you're a teacher on summer vacation. I'm not bored. I'm just kicking it. You've been staring at me for four hours. It's interesting what you're doing. Stocking canned goods. Fascinating.

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'I think we're telling them more than we have to.'

It's Tinned !

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

Used to work for Chef Boyardee but I got canned.