Canned Food Enthusiasts Gifts

Squirrel Tinned Foods.

The Official Covid-19 Diet

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

I am to blame.

Sushi Train Spotters

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"Now that's art!"

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

Pet Foods

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

"I'm warning you - peas and carrots are gateway vegetables."

"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one."

'I am not lactose intolerant! Some of my best friends are dairy-based products.'

Chicken soup for the stomach.

Le Cafe. Yes, Mister Hemmingway, our cafe will deliver meals anywhere in the city. "A movable feast"!

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

You're bored. Not true. It's understandable, you're a teacher on summer vacation. I'm not bored. I'm just kicking it. You've been staring at me for four hours. It's interesting what you're doing. Stocking canned goods. Fascinating.

TACO

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'I think we're telling them more than we have to.'

It's Tinned !

"It's our large menu for married couples who have run out of things to say to each other."

Man has a can of tuna in his fishbowl.