Canned Goods Enthusiasts Gifts

'You know what? Canned salmon is actually quite nice...'

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Music Hall Dancers

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"Now that's art!"

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

Heavy syrup

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

TACO

Squirrel Tinned Foods.

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

Chicken soup for the stomach.

"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one."

You're bored. Not true. It's understandable, you're a teacher on summer vacation. I'm not bored. I'm just kicking it. You've been staring at me for four hours. It's interesting what you're doing. Stocking canned goods. Fascinating.

Fun with candy.

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'I think we're telling them more than we have to.'

It's Tinned !

Used to work for Chef Boyardee but I got canned.

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

PEZ designs that bombed.

'We've done all we can, but these beans... *sunglasses* ...Have expired.'

All I do is dispense candy. I need more excitement in my life! Change comes from within!

Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.

Christmas Hook Up

Survivalist, Best Before end of the world

Soldier dragging tins around

Potted meats section.

'Lovely soup. Just like my mother used to open.'