Canned Goods Enthusiast Gifts

Selections from the Sliced Peach collection of Shelley M.

You're bored. Not true. It's understandable, you're a teacher on summer vacation. I'm not bored. I'm just kicking it. You've been staring at me for four hours. It's interesting what you're doing. Stocking canned goods. Fascinating.

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Music Hall Dancers

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Now that's art!"

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

Pet Foods

Heavy syrup

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

TACO

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one."

Chicken soup for the stomach.

Squirrel Tinned Foods.

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'I think we're telling them more than we have to.'

It's Tinned !

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

'We've done all we can, but these beans... *sunglasses* ...Have expired.'

Used to work for Chef Boyardee but I got canned.

Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.

Potted meats section.

Soldier dragging tins around

"Canned food, canned music, canned laughs. Yes we can."

Survivalist, Best Before end of the world

'Lovely soup. Just like my mother used to open.'

Preparing for the Apocalypse Line

"For people who eat people" - A can o' Bill.

'Check the expiration date on those beans, They always put the oldest cans on the top,'