Canned Food Aficionado Gifts

"For people who eat people" - A can o' Bill.

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Moulin Rouge Security

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

"Now that's art!"

'Trust me, Madam, that fish is fresh!'

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

TACO

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

Squirrel Tinned Foods.

"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one."

Chicken soup for the stomach.

You're bored. Not true. It's understandable, you're a teacher on summer vacation. I'm not bored. I'm just kicking it. You've been staring at me for four hours. It's interesting what you're doing. Stocking canned goods. Fascinating.

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'I think we're telling them more than we have to.'

It's Tinned !

Man has a can of tuna in his fishbowl.

'What's the soup of the day?' 'Heinz.'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

Used to work for Chef Boyardee but I got canned.

Potted meats section.

"Canned food, canned music, canned laughs. Yes we can."

Soldier dragging tins around

Survivalist, Best Before end of the world

'Lovely soup. Just like my mother used to open.'

"This is the 'Impossible Pumpkin'."

'I'm cooking myself some beans for breakfast. Would anyone like one?'

'Humans are strange. On one side they're disguisted when they see us eating mice, on the other side they eat stuff like canned ravioli. . .'