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"For people who eat people" - A can o' Bill.

Moulin Rouge Security

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

"Now that's art!"

'Trust me, Madam, that fish is fresh!'

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one."

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

TACO

Chicken soup for the stomach.

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'I think we're telling them more than we have to.'

It's Tinned !

Used to work for Chef Boyardee but I got canned.

Man has a can of tuna in his fishbowl.

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

Potted meats section.

'Lovely soup. Just like my mother used to open.'

Survivalist, Best Before end of the world

"This is the 'Impossible Pumpkin'."

Soldier dragging tins around

"Canned food, canned music, canned laughs. Yes we can."

"Imitation eggs made of soybeans and imitation soybeans made of eggs."

'I'm cooking myself some beans for breakfast. Would anyone like one?'

'Humans are strange. On one side they're disguisted when they see us eating mice, on the other side they eat stuff like canned ravioli. . .'