Canned Cuisine Aficionado T-Shirts

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

Moulin Rouge Security

Music Hall Dancers

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

"Now that's art!"

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one."

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

TACO

Chicken soup for the stomach.

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'I think we're telling them more than we have to.'

It's Tinned !

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

Used to work for Chef Boyardee but I got canned.

"Are all of your carcinogens produced locally?"

"Canned food, canned music, canned laughs. Yes we can."

Soldier dragging tins around

Survivalist, Best Before end of the world

'Lovely soup. Just like my mother used to open.'

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

'I'm very close to making my decision. Can I hear this one again?'

"For people who eat people" - A can o' Bill.

Man: 'What the...?!' (Internet Spam comes out of a can of spam to the horror of the purchaser.)

'I'm cooking myself some beans for breakfast. Would anyone like one?'

'Humans are strange. On one side they're disguisted when they see us eating mice, on the other side they eat stuff like canned ravioli. . .'