Canned Cuisine Aficionado Pillows

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

The Official Covid-19 Diet

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Music Hall Dancers

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

"Now that's art!"

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

Chicken soup for the stomach.

You're bored. Not true. It's understandable, you're a teacher on summer vacation. I'm not bored. I'm just kicking it. You've been staring at me for four hours. It's interesting what you're doing. Stocking canned goods. Fascinating.

TACO

Squirrel Tinned Foods.

"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one."

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'I think we're telling them more than we have to.'

It's Tinned !

Used to work for Chef Boyardee but I got canned.

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

"Are all of your carcinogens produced locally?"

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

'I'm very close to making my decision. Can I hear this one again?'

'Lovely soup. Just like my mother used to open.'

Survivalist, Best Before end of the world

Soldier dragging tins around

"Canned food, canned music, canned laughs. Yes we can."

"For people who eat people" - A can o' Bill.

'I'm cooking myself some beans for breakfast. Would anyone like one?'

'Humans are strange. On one side they're disguisted when they see us eating mice, on the other side they eat stuff like canned ravioli. . .'