Canned Cuisine Lover Pillows

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

The Official Covid-19 Diet

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"Now that's art!"

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

Pet Foods

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one."

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

You're bored. Not true. It's understandable, you're a teacher on summer vacation. I'm not bored. I'm just kicking it. You've been staring at me for four hours. It's interesting what you're doing. Stocking canned goods. Fascinating.

Squirrel Tinned Foods.

TACO

Chicken soup for the stomach.

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'I think we're telling them more than we have to.'

It's Tinned !

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

Man has a can of tuna in his fishbowl.

'What's the soup of the day?' 'Heinz.'

Used to work for Chef Boyardee but I got canned.

Welsh Cakes

"Canned food, canned music, canned laughs. Yes we can."

Soldier dragging tins around

Survivalist, Best Before end of the world

'Lovely soup. Just like my mother used to open.'

Potted meats section.

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

'Humans are strange. On one side they're disguisted when they see us eating mice, on the other side they eat stuff like canned ravioli. . .'

"For people who eat people" - A can o' Bill.

'I'm cooking myself some beans for breakfast. Would anyone like one?'