Canned Food Appreciators Pillows

Chicken soup for the stomach.

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Menu Dating

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"I might just get a pie."

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Am Awful Crammer.

WHACK!

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

Old Spice

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

Slow food restaurant

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

"Now that's art!"

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"That was my kind of party...good food, good people, good-bye."

'No, no... I ordered a tart, not a tort!'

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

"Say 'cheese'!"