Canned Cuisine Enthusiast Gifts

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one."

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Music Hall Dancers

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Now that's art!"

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

Squirrel Tinned Foods.

Chicken soup for the stomach.

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

You're bored. Not true. It's understandable, you're a teacher on summer vacation. I'm not bored. I'm just kicking it. You've been staring at me for four hours. It's interesting what you're doing. Stocking canned goods. Fascinating.

TACO

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'I think we're telling them more than we have to.'

It's Tinned !

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

Used to work for Chef Boyardee but I got canned.

Potted meats section.

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

"Canned food, canned music, canned laughs. Yes we can."

'Lovely soup. Just like my mother used to open.'

Survivalist, Best Before end of the world

Soldier dragging tins around

'I'm cooking myself some beans for breakfast. Would anyone like one?'

Kid says 'My mom and I are into canning.'

'Humans are strange. On one side they're disguisted when they see us eating mice, on the other side they eat stuff like canned ravioli. . .'

"How the hell do they get us into one of those tiny cans?"

"For people who eat people" - A can o' Bill.