Canned Cuisine Enthusiast Gifts

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one."

Music Hall Dancers

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

"Now that's art!"

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

TACO

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

Chicken soup for the stomach.

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'I think we're telling them more than we have to.'

It's Tinned !

Used to work for Chef Boyardee but I got canned.

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

Soldier dragging tins around

"Canned food, canned music, canned laughs. Yes we can."

Potted meats section.

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

'Lovely soup. Just like my mother used to open.'

Survivalist, Best Before end of the world

"For people who eat people" - A can o' Bill.

"How the hell do they get us into one of those tiny cans?"

Man: 'What the...?!' (Internet Spam comes out of a can of spam to the horror of the purchaser.)

'I'm cooking myself some beans for breakfast. Would anyone like one?'

'Humans are strange. On one side they're disguisted when they see us eating mice, on the other side they eat stuff like canned ravioli. . .'

Kid says 'My mom and I are into canning.'

Whole tuna packed in 100% ocean