Canned Food Enthusiast Gifts

'I think we're telling them more than we have to.'

'When it comes to food shopping, he has a 'can do' attitude; it's in a can - it'll do.'

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

'Lovely soup. Just like my mother used to open.'

Survivalist, Best Before end of the world

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

Soldier dragging tins around

Used to work for Chef Boyardee but I got canned.

"Canned food, canned music, canned laughs. Yes we can."

The Official Covid-19 Diet

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"Now that's art!"

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

'Trust me, Madam, that fish is fresh!'

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

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"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one."

TACO

Chicken soup for the stomach.

You're bored. Not true. It's understandable, you're a teacher on summer vacation. I'm not bored. I'm just kicking it. You've been staring at me for four hours. It's interesting what you're doing. Stocking canned goods. Fascinating.

Squirrel Tinned Foods.

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

It's Tinned !

Like mum used to make.

Man has a can of tuna in his fishbowl.

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

'What's the soup of the day?' 'Heinz.'

Potted meats section.

'I'm cooking myself some beans for breakfast. Would anyone like one?'

"For people who eat people" - A can o' Bill.

'Humans are strange. On one side they're disguisted when they see us eating mice, on the other side they eat stuff like canned ravioli. . .'