Canning Gifts

Kid says 'My mom and I are into canning.'

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

Music Hall Dancers

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

Heavy syrup

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

TACO

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one."

Squirrel Tinned Foods.

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

Chicken soup for the stomach.

You're bored. Not true. It's understandable, you're a teacher on summer vacation. I'm not bored. I'm just kicking it. You've been staring at me for four hours. It's interesting what you're doing. Stocking canned goods. Fascinating.

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'I think we're telling them more than we have to.'

It's Tinned !

Used to work for Chef Boyardee but I got canned.

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.

"It's those bloody Jehovah's Witness kids again! Knocking and not running away!"

'Lovely soup. Just like my mother used to open.'

Survivalist, Best Before end of the world

Soldier dragging tins around

"Canned food, canned music, canned laughs. Yes we can."

Preparing for the Apocalypse Line

'Well, and this is Hackstrom. He is the head of the canvassing department.'

"For people who eat people" - A can o' Bill.

Man: 'What the...?!' (Internet Spam comes out of a can of spam to the horror of the purchaser.)

'You know what? Canned salmon is actually quite nice...'