Canning Critics Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who loves canning and isn't afraid to criticize? Our collection offers funny mugs, shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their passion with a witty twist. Whether they're a seasoned jam-maker or a passionate foodie critic, find a thoughtful gift that matches their love of preservation and their knack for critique. These products bring humor and a personal touch to their kitchen or dining space, making their canning critiques even more fun.

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'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.' mockup

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

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"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?" mockup

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

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'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.' mockup

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

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"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..." mockup

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

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Music Hall Dancers

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"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun." mockup

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

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'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.' mockup

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'

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'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.' mockup

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

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"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy." mockup

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

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Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

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"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday." mockup

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

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'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.' mockup

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

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"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike." mockup

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

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'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.' mockup

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

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Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.' mockup

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

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"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersized in a bucket?"

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersized in a bucket?" mockup

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersized in a bucket?"

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"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"

"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?" mockup

"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"

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"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage." mockup

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

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"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' " mockup

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

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'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!' mockup

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'

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Tennessee Fascist Book Banning State Licence Plate

Tennessee Fascist Book Banning State Licence Plate mockup

Tennessee Fascist Book Banning State Licence Plate

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Give up Smoking!

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"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

"My compliments to whoever opened the can." mockup

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

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"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar." mockup

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

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Fresh Fish

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'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...' mockup

'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

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Down with canned laughter.

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"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled" mockup

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

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And this is one we made earlier.

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More New Cereals For Kids

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Trump dries his hair with hot air mockup

Trump dries his hair with hot air

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"I can grant you any wish you desire except for making sure the ice cream machine always works at McDonald's."

"I can grant you any wish you desire except for making sure the ice cream machine always works at McDonald's." mockup

"I can grant you any wish you desire except for making sure the ice cream machine always works at McDonald's."

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"The fog is thick, but so tender you can cut it with a fork."

"The fog is thick, but so tender you can cut it with a fork." mockup

"The fog is thick, but so tender you can cut it with a fork."

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Canning Critics Gifts Collection

Canning Critics Mugs

Explore our range of humorous mugs perfect for canning critics who love to start their day with a laugh.

Canning Critics Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that showcase their love for canning and their playful critique—great for adding personality to any room.

Canning Critics Prints

Browse our witty prints that celebrate canning critics and add a humorous touch to their kitchen or crafting space.

Canning Critics T-Shirts

Find the ideal humorous t-shirt that celebrates their canning passion and sharp wit, making everyday wear a little more fun.