Canvasser Gifts

'So, can I put you down as undecided?'

"Looks like a couple of cold callers..."

'Well, besides 'liar, liar, pants on fire', how do you feel about our candidate?'

"But first, our national anthem."

Ben Shanahan

'Can we count on your support in the election?'

"Could I see the lady of the house."

'Well, and this is Hackstrom. He is the head of the canvassing department.'

Chugger on the Moon

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Just call me Picasso!

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Painter's Duel.

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

"Stop staring"

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'My right brain isn't working.'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

"Too busy."

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

"My dream is for this work to be crated and stored, somewhere in Singapore... forever."

Abstract painter

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

'The mARTyr'

Speleologist

"Is 'oblivious' the same as' undecided'?"

'Closer... closer...'