Canvass Crusader Gifts

"My dream is for this work to be crated and stored, somewhere in Singapore... forever."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Be kind"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Welcome Ghost.

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Vigilante Dog

Please Give

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"Isn't it more important to learn how to be a decent human being?"

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"Quit moving"

Holiday Overkill.

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

"But first, our national anthem."

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

Ice cream makers.

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

"Shall I put that down as a 'Don't Know' then?"

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

"Security is lax on this side."