Carnival Crusader Gifts

Zika and Carnival

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Southwark Fair.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Welcome Ghost.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

Pinata Zombies

Food Pyramid

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

Holiday Overkill.

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

Citizen Cane...

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

'We lost funding.'

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

"Security is lax on this side."

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

'I told you not use your pockets! now they think we're piñatas!!!'

'Maybe next concert we should ease up on the volume.'

'We'd like to speak with you about your coal policy.'