Curious Creator T-Shirts

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Schrodinger's Black Box

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"Then what happened?"

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Idle parts

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

Plasma Ball

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

Sex Section in the Library

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

The Curious George pop-down book

The Farmer Sutra.