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The Emperor's New Clothesline.

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

But is it organic?

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

'Mind if I join you?'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

Punch Initials - O

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

The Cartoonists

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

"It looks like fecal transplants may do us in."

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

Mobile.

'Melissa tried to make a word processor by putting the dictionary in the blender - so now we're off to buy a laptop!'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

Vincent Van Gogh has an epiphany

Private View.

'I'm going on a fact-finding mission at great personal risk to a land of strange beliefs and alarming rituals. It's called 'beyond the beltway.''

What the Person Sitting Next to You at Starbucks is 'Working On'

"It turns out that if you give 100 monkeys 100 typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."