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Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Schrodinger's Black Box

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"Then what happened?"

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Plasma Ball

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'