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"This is all very interesting. When do we learn how to hack?"

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Hardware and software

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

Idle parts

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Young Galileo

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Sex Section in the Library

Open Source.

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

First Piano Lesson

"First the lady asks if I want to take this book...then she says I have to bring it back in two weeks!"