Confounded Coder T-Shirts

When your password asks for more characters, it doesn't mean your friends.

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Hardware and software

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Open Source.

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

Philosophers studying meta-physical chemistry.

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

"I couldn't afford an antivirus, so I installed a sneeze guard instead."

"I said you should develop an app that earns money, not prints money!"

Computer College Graduation.

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

He crash tests software.

"Talking of non-compatible peripherals, have you seen my wife?"

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

"This is all very interesting. When do we learn how to hack?"