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'Yes binary is really kicking in.'

"I must get a life"

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"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Terry had a computer bug.

Baby Screen Time

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'It looks like our data.'

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"When Junior was small his first words were Dot Com."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

Proof of Being Human

Open Source.

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'