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'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Baby Screen Time

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"When Junior was small his first words were Dot Com."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

Open Source.

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

Education.

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

"I said you should develop an app that earns money, not prints money!"

"I couldn't afford an antivirus, so I installed a sneeze guard instead."

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

Baby Buggy Workstation.

Snowman and his pc.

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

Computer College Graduation.