Curiously Confused T-Shirts

Philosophers studying meta-physical chemistry.

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

Do Guns Kill?

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Sunset

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Mass Confucian

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

God hounded by the media.

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

'Surely somebody must know why we're here?'

Joke traffic signs.

"You call it 'faith in God' when your faith is really in the humans who interpret what other humans wrote. Which was edited, revised, and translated by other humans. And was originally based on stories other humans orally passed from one generation of humans to the next, about events yet other humans claimed to have witnessed thousands of years ago."

'But what is a recession, Father?'

"Humbug! I don't believe that you can tell the future!"

"I'm just saying, isn't it a bit early to be 'the present moment'?"

"So to summarise our qualitative study results... your product is like a 'rainbow of French squirrels followed by a small popping noise'."

'I have no idea what you are saying.'

Exit next left. No, my left.

Eargerness: A dangerously maladaptive emotional affliction that results from insufficient experience. Antidote: more experience.

"Hi, Honey, I think I'm home."

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

"My religion makes sense if you want it to."

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'