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"We're in our lab coats. Now what?"

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Schrodinger's Black Box

No Immediate Danger

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Can you debunk my essay?'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'Wrong number. Sorry, I dialled my salary by mistake.'

Wordplay: Dilemma.

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."