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'Of course, the worst may never happen. There is always that chance.'

'It's just a case of mind over mater, Mr. Thrimble.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

What's normal?

Raincloud Umbrella

Chiller Theatre

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'The Questioner'

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"The overthinker"

Pastorius wonders why.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"