"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."
Deep Thinkers T-Shirts
Looking for a t-shirt for the contemplative soul? Our shirts boast clever, insightful prints that celebrate their deep curiosity and love for ideas, making daily wear a reflection of their thoughtful personality.
'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'
'You look like you have a lot on your mind, Jim!'
Life - from start to finish
Today is a timer: yesterday becomes tomorrow.
Zebra Crossing
Immanuel Kant
The Hole that Divides
Prayers For Agnostics
"In existential philosophical news, today's surge in somethingness offset yesterday's decline in nothingness...."
"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."
'How can I think without words?'
'The burden I can bear, but the constant rotation makes me dizzy.'
"Just think of it, Charles – yesterday I was a caterpillar, and tomorrow I'll be dead."
'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'
"I find things go around in cycles."
'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?
Welcome National Society of Skeptics. I don't believe we've met. I don't believe you don't believe we've met.
"If nature abhors a vacuum, why is the universe so full of it?"
'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'
'Every time I get a grip on life it always slips away...'
'How are we supposed to know when we've hit rock bottom.'
Codependipity.
Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.
'In my experience, for good to triumph over evil, it needs a little help from the NEUTRAL.'
'Damn these right-to-lifers.'
"Could it be nature's way of limiting human occupation and destruction of life of Earth, Daddy?"
'I think therefore I'm a man in a cow suit!'
The Republic, by Plato, 150 More Volume than the Leading Best Seller
Tears
Conflict
Could you stand seeing a replay of your whole day?
'If there is an unlimited supply of something, it tends to be under appreciated. Perhaps one advantage of mortality is that it makes our time finite and, therefore, gives it value. . . Hey! I think I'll poop on this guy's head.'
The Philosopher
"I was thinking of becoming agnostic, but now I'm not so sure."
Deep Thinkers T-Shirts Collection
Deep Thinkers Mugs
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Deep Thinkers Pillows
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Deep Thinkers Prints
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