Deep Thinking T-Shirts

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Lost and Profound.

"Could you tell me where I am? Not geographically - but in an existentialist way."

"Do you ever wonder what life is about? Is it about love? Career? Family?"

Reflective woman.

It's hard to get a grip on reality these days because more than ever "reality" is a very slippery concept.

Zenemies.

"I react mindlessly, therefore I am."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Chiller Theatre

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"The overthinker"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Pastorius wonders why.

Paul Ree

Real Life/Surreal Life