Thinker Of Deep Thoughts T-Shirts

A lecture on the subject of questioning authority...

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

"I think therefore I am on antidepressants."

'Time? Time's relative.'

Brain versus Religion.

Wang Yangming thinks about justice.

Who is prisoner of whom

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Chiller Theatre

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'The Questioner'

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Zenemies.

"The overthinker"

Real Life/Surreal Life

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Paul Ree

"I need him to stop think and start listening."