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"There is no justice in the world."

I didn't have a happy childhood, I was often misquoted.

The Encyclopedia of Job

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

Discussion on Kierkegaard.

"If I knew the meaning of life, would I be sitting in a cave in my underpants?"

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

Chicken and egg in a waiting room: 'Who was first?'

Philosophers On Strike

'You know, when you get right down to it, most consequences are unintended.'

Philosophy Department: You are Here...But why?

The Think Tank

'What's it all about?'

Stuff between birth and death

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

'You're the best teacher I've ever had. You opened my eyes to the world and showed me how to think critically...I was happy until I met you.'

'I'm good or bad depending on the circumstances, the situation, and the people involved.'

'A life coach? What the hell do you want a life coach for?'

'I like Kant.' '...But he's so negative!'

Time/Temp/Quality of Life

'Why read all those other books when this one has all the answers.'

Autumn: A Time for Reflection

Pessimism and optimism clubs.

"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."

The Wise Man

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

'It says here that the secret to happiness is to enjoy the present.'

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

Since you conduct only thought-experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought-results.

Philosophy Department sign reads "Trespassers will be.".

Making philosophy accessible: Pop-up Plato.

If you were an iceberg...

Compression

Deep tissue massage.