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"There is no justice in the world."

The Thinker and the Doer.

I didn't have a happy childhood, I was often misquoted.

The Encyclopedia of Job

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

Discussion on Kierkegaard.

"If I knew the meaning of life, would I be sitting in a cave in my underpants?"

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

Chicken and egg in a waiting room: 'Who was first?'

Philosophers On Strike

Philosophy Department: You are Here...But why?

'You know, when you get right down to it, most consequences are unintended.'

The Think Tank

'What's it all about?'

Stuff between birth and death

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

'I'm good or bad depending on the circumstances, the situation, and the people involved.'

'You're the best teacher I've ever had. You opened my eyes to the world and showed me how to think critically...I was happy until I met you.'

'I like Kant.' '...But he's so negative!'

'A life coach? What the hell do you want a life coach for?'

Time/Temp/Quality of Life

'Why read all those other books when this one has all the answers.'

Pessimism and optimism clubs.

Autumn: A Time for Reflection

"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

The Wise Man

Since you conduct only thought-experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought-results.

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

'It says here that the secret to happiness is to enjoy the present.'

Making philosophy accessible: Pop-up Plato.

Philosophy Department sign reads "Trespassers will be.".

Compression

If you were an iceberg...