Deep Thinking Gifts

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Lost and Profound.

"Could you tell me where I am? Not geographically - but in an existentialist way."

"Do you ever wonder what life is about? Is it about love? Career? Family?"

Reflective woman.

Zenemies.

"I react mindlessly, therefore I am."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Chiller Theatre

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Pastorius wonders why.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"The overthinker"

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Paul Ree

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Compression

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?