Deep Thinkers Mugs

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

'You look like you have a lot on your mind, Jim!'

Life - from start to finish

Today is a timer: yesterday becomes tomorrow.

Zebra Crossing

Immanuel Kant

Prayers For Agnostics

"In existential philosophical news, today's surge in somethingness offset yesterday's decline in nothingness...."

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'The burden I can bear, but the constant rotation makes me dizzy.'

"Just think of it, Charles – yesterday I was a caterpillar, and tomorrow I'll be dead."

'How can I think without words?'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

'Damn these right-to-lifers.'

'In my experience, for good to triumph over evil, it needs a little help from the NEUTRAL.'

Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.

Codependipity.

'How are we supposed to know when we've hit rock bottom.'

'Every time I get a grip on life it always slips away...'

"If nature abhors a vacuum, why is the universe so full of it?"

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

"I find things go around in cycles."

"If we're not the rebels or the insurgents or the revolutionaries, then what the devil are we?"

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'If there is an unlimited supply of something, it tends to be under appreciated. Perhaps one advantage of mortality is that it makes our time finite and, therefore, gives it value. . . Hey! I think I'll poop on this guy's head.'

The Philosopher

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"How can I feel validated without my own security detail?"

"Could it be nature's way of limiting human occupation and destruction of life of Earth, Daddy?"

Could you stand seeing a replay of your whole day?

Conflict

Tears

The Republic, by Plato, 150 More Volume than the Leading Best Seller

'I think therefore I'm a man in a cow suit!'