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"You do know you're supposed to say your Thought for the Day out loud?"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Nation-building never works."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Chiller Theatre

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"What was I thinking?!"

'The Questioner'

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Zenemies.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Paul Ree

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."