Loud Thinker T-Shirts

"You do know you're supposed to say your Thought for the Day out loud?"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Nation-building never works."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Chiller Theatre

'The Questioner'

"What was I thinking?!"

Pinocchio's Second Realization

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Zenemies.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"The overthinker"

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."