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Voltaire.

Gotthold Ephraim Lessing

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Voltaire

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'The Questioner'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Showoff"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Guru.

The Female Brain and The Other One

"All the celebrities come here."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Chinese History: Redwash

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

Climate Change Road

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

Copyrighted Ideas

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."