Open Thinker T-Shirts

"It's great being able to say what I'm thinking and not be judged."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Ban on Free Speech

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Chiller Theatre

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Satya Nutella

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Creative department

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Zenemies.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Paul Ree