Enlightened Thinker Gifts

Graduates leave with lightbulbs above their heads.

Voltaire.

Gotthold Ephraim Lessing

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Voltaire

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'The Questioner'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Showoff"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Guru.

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"All the celebrities come here."

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Chinese History: Redwash

Climate Change Road

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

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