Empowered Thinker Gifts

"He's threatened because I'm a strong, independent, intelligent sociopath."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"What was I thinking?!"

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Rodin's THE FEELER

REPENT! Get back to nature

Climate Change -- You are here.

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

Ecological Therapy

How Climate Change Works

Recycling Centre

Putting money back in to the world economy

"Nice high concept, but what happens in the final reel?"