Empowered Visionary Gifts

Women Possibilities

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

Who Was That Greta Girl Again?

Start up

'I just invented business!'

I'm color blind, please help.

Your start-up team

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

"I'm ahead of my time."

Stage producer.