Self-made Visionary Gifts

'I love being my own boss, I don't have to work my way to the top!'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

I need to set upmy own company.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

DACA

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

'I just invented business!'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

Stage producer.

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."