Self-made Visionary Gifts

'I love being my own boss, I don't have to work my way to the top!'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

I need to set upmy own company.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

DACA

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

Artistic Licence.

'I just invented business!'

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

Stage producer.

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"