Vibrant Visionary Gifts

Getting ready for spring

I'm color blind, please help.

Comic strip interior designers.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

I need to set upmy own company.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

'I just invented business!'

Start up

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."