Open-minded Thinker Gifts

"Dear, what would you say to the idea of bringing more ethnic and gender diversity into our marriage?"

"I can express my opinions to you because you have an open mind."

"Alice, you have to make a decision. This is still a monogamy state."

"Thanks for keeping an open mind."

"When I grow up, I'll still be religious."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Optimist

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Prejudice/Empathy

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Always expect the best

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

First Church of Whatever Works for You.

"Remember that crazy optimistic forecast we had?!?"

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

Nice Old Ladies Tend to Look at the Bright Side of Things: 'As kids my brother and I took turns beating each other up!' 'Well, I think it's wonderful when kids take turns!'

'I'm going to take your advice and count my blessing, Dr. Kapuchink. Right off the top of my head, I'm sure I can think of at least ten.'

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

Voltaire.

"Please program my dashboard to only show good news."

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

Gotthold Ephraim Lessing

'Good news. We had 13 fewer lawsuits against us this year than last.'

'Okay, so we're 4 and 8 this season. Take away those 8 losses and we're undefeated!'

'Referring to God as 'she' seems to offend all the right people.' (religious people discussing religion)

"Remember, as an environmental attorney, every toxic cloud has a silver lining."

'Look on the bright side. You haven't paid a penny in tax since you've been here.'

"Next time I'm feeling low remind me how silly asparagi look while they grow."

'It's 'any little boy CAN grow up to be President ' -- It's not a REQUIREMENT.'