
"Er! Actually I was thinking of starting with the left handed."
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"Er! Actually I was thinking of starting with the left handed."
PSA Banter.
'Yak, yak, yak.'
"I disagree — I think humans are funny."
"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."
"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."
Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'
Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.
'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'
"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"
"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."
'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'
Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'
Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.
"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."
"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."
"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."
"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."
"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."
"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."
"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"
'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'
'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'
'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'
A lesson in wit
Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'
'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'
Statue of Christopher Columbus
"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."
'But enough about me...Let's talk about you!'
'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'
'Back in 1956 you were the youngest Briton to cover the Hungarian uprising. You are presently writing your memoirs in Sardinia. First question: how do you feel about the sorry state the London Underground is in?'
'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'
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