Open Mind Skeptic Gifts

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Alternative Medicine

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Two plus two equals five. I don't think so. The earth is flat, or maybe it's shaped like a fish. Huh? Many Republican candidates don't believe in evolution!!! Math, science -- who needs 'em really. That's what I said in high school.

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"I totally meant to do that."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

I'm sorry, but I have to let you go, Harpic- the office is going open-plan.

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

Today's Topic: "Intelligent Design." Do you believe in "intelligent design"? I did until I met you.

Science deniers Soc.

Documentation Please

Doing Something About the Weather

"The drug has, however, proved more effective than traditional psychoanalysis."

'We tried a mind mapping excercise and found his in a skip next to the A564 in slough.'

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

"Delusional scientific elitist..."

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

'As we now know, there are no such things as viruses.'

"I take it the tortoise wasn't available."