Open Mind Skeptic Pillows

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Alternative Medicine

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"I totally meant to do that."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

I'm sorry, but I have to let you go, Harpic- the office is going open-plan.

Science deniers Soc.

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

Documentation Please

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

"The drug has, however, proved more effective than traditional psychoanalysis."

'We tried a mind mapping excercise and found his in a skip next to the A564 in slough.'

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

"I take it the tortoise wasn't available."

"Delusional scientific elitist..."

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"