Open-minded Individual Pillows

"So, I hear you swing both ways."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Optimist

Prejudice/Empathy

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Always expect the best

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

First Church of Whatever Works for You.

"Remember that crazy optimistic forecast we had?!?"

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

"Please program my dashboard to only show good news."

"I'm open to new things."

'I'm going to take your advice and count my blessing, Dr. Kapuchink. Right off the top of my head, I'm sure I can think of at least ten.'

Nice Old Ladies Tend to Look at the Bright Side of Things: 'As kids my brother and I took turns beating each other up!' 'Well, I think it's wonderful when kids take turns!'

Call it that if it makes you feel better, Bobo … but it's still a zoo, not a gated community.

"The good news is, we were able to save your leg..."

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

'I agree with the government.'

'Why can't I do that?' 'You will...some day...maybe...when pigs fly.'

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

'Okay, so we're 4 and 8 this season. Take away those 8 losses and we're undefeated!'

"Next time I'm feeling low remind me how silly asparagi look while they grow."

'Look on the bright side. You haven't paid a penny in tax since you've been here.'

'Good news. We had 13 fewer lawsuits against us this year than last.'

'Referring to God as 'she' seems to offend all the right people.' (religious people discussing religion)

"Remember, as an environmental attorney, every toxic cloud has a silver lining."

Society for the Furtherance of Liberal Thought.

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."